Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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