Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
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