hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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