is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Randomize