I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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