I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Randomize
