Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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