i just had sex bonerless
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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