theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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