I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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