i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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