There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize
