so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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