Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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