just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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