just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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