Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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