Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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