i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize