At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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