So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
The Olympian is in my bed
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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