So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
We are all done wearing pants today
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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