I'm so fucking centered right now
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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