mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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