Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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