How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Randomize
