He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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