"it" just moved
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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