I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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