i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
people are starting to question the shark bite story
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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