did you get engaged???
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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