I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
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