Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
