That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
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