I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
tell me about the fingering
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