Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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