all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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