yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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