That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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