Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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