Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I will be naked everywhere
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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