my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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