You just made me feel so damn special
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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