Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
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