I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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