I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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