butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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