Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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