wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
My pussy is not your playground.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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