i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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