So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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