I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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