whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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