Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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