I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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